Wyzard's Wyld Euphorium

Panic mode is about to set in 🥴
This is where my brain kicks in & is thinking WTF was I thinking setting an actual date 😂
When I have no idea what I’m doing now days as far as building my website. Lmao I can figure it out it just takes time. I did clean up the old laptop & I now have everything connected, laptop/tablet/phone & including a printer 😭 my friend Ricki pasted last summer( 2022🥹) after just meeting her & really getting to know her, she insisted I take a few things she wanted me to have her printer was one of them at the time I brought it home & it’s sat in a box . Well it’s my GodSend right now. Thank you Ricki ☺️❤️❤️❤️
I’m going to need to buy some time & I refuse to cut corners with my product , so labels it is I know exactly what I want but working with print/label apps is a whole new ball game again 😂 so the answer is to go with a simple clean printable label . & move on I can change up my labels down the road. I allowed myself plenty of time to make stuff. But not enough time to do the artist work I want to put into things like the website & labels etc.
My products are what’s important
Speaking of products
For locals ~
Fire cider & elderberry oxymel will be ready for Halloween
If you happen to be going to hell on the hill you can buy thru messenger
& I’ll bring your purchase with me to the hill ☺️

I’ve got some of my prices set.
Salves will be 15$ for a 2oz tin
Tinctures will vary slightly but for the most part will be $20 for 2oz dropper bottle 10$ for a 1oz sample bottle

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DEALS FOR LOCALS ONLY
Pine soda needs pre-ordered it’s made on demand due to shorter shelf life ☺️ it takes me 4 days to brew it, delivered on the 5th day. Once it’s bottled it will last 2 weeks in the frig ☺️ This process might speed up depending on orders etc
It’ll still take the same amount of time but I can start more brews per week to fill orders daily ☺️
this is one of the fastest ways I know to give your body that quercetin & vit.C boost
You can litterly do vit C shots of pine needle soda & it taste good. ☺️ It has 5X the vit. C than an orange 🍊

I’ll be adding some flavors soon to!
8oz unflavored 15$
Flavored 18$ for 8oz
All pine needle soda bottles will be reusable! & refillable
Once you buy the first bottle I’ll refill them for 10$ flavored 13$
Flavoring will be done with fresh organic fruit. So will also depend on fruits available etc .
Next spring & summer I’ll have my commercial dehydrator & I’ll personally grow & dry most of my flavorings to use all next yr. ☺️

Fire Cider 8oz bottle 18$
Alcohol free, you can use my fire cider for soup starters, salad dressings, straight immune booster shots etc all peppers used in the Fire Cider grown in our very own garden by me & Don
“Let thy food be thy medicine”Hippocrates

Elderberry oxymel 8oz bottle 18$
Alcohol free
Made with local Honey from hives located in the Odessa area ☺️❤️
( all products w/ honey are made with local Honey)

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Random thoughts
What I’m actually doing is setting up a private buyers club
To offer exclusive deals to members ☺️
So next yr you’ll get pre-sale offers, some exclusive items that will never even make it to the public sale.
My products will always be limited quantities with maxium quality ☺️
I’m keeping my apothecary 99-95% all personally wildcrafted or grown by me. Products will be limited depending on growing seasons.
Some yrs offer bigger yields this yr goldenrod & mullein stole the show!
As well as lady’s thumb
Which tells me a couple things
Colds ( allergy type symptoms) & flus including stomach flus could run amuk
& the best way to combat that is NOT TOXIC HAND SANITIZER 😂
it’s actually ramping up your immune systems & don’t forget your skin is actually your second largest organ .
So keep your environments clean including your auras, what you allow in absolutely effects everything down to your very DNA . ☺️

It’s one of the reasons I personally infuse & tune each & every item whether your absorbing it thru your skin ( again part of your immune system ) or taking it internally it’s filled with healing energy.

Now it’s 8 am on a Monday morning & I only have a couple days vacation left, I gotta get my butt in gear!!!!
❤️✌️